Menopause Sucks!  

There is No Other Way to Phrase It.

You are either in it, about to be in it, or know someone who is in it.  And, unfortunately, they never warned you about it did they!  I know I wasn’t warned because, MENOPAUSE SUCKS! And the lack of knowledge may make you Mean and Menopausal!

God knows, we don’t have a choice about it.  Mother Nature is definitely a Man!  Because if it was a woman, she definitely would have split things up a little more evenly.  So now you have two choices.  Let it ruin your lives or laugh about it.  I’m choosing to laugh about.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m gonna bitch about it, but after that I’m going to get over myself and laugh about it.

Hi, my name is Lorene!  And I am in Perimenopause and it sucks.  I’m in my 50’s and have been totally caught off guard with what has been happening to me lately.  The moods, the bladder problems, the low libido, night sweats, saggy boobs, and so much more.  And now to top it all off Chin Hairs!  Like seriously, haven’t we been through enough with puberty, our monthly visitor for 40 plus years, child birth, and just when things seem to start to settle down in life….. BAM!!!  Menopause!  

Why is it considered OK for men to have a mid-life crisis?  God forbid we start going through something and we don’t know what the heck is happening to us, and start doing something “out of the ordinary” and we are considered crazy.  Well, guess what, I am crazy!  And from now on, I’m going to own it!  And anyone who has a problem with it, well, you know what you can do with your opinion. 

I’m making a change and owning every little thing that I am going through and going to share it with the world.  So, like any support group, here is my new mantra… Hello, my name is Lorene and I am Mean and Menopausal!  Come join me on this crazy ride as I whine, bitch, moan, and laugh about what all of us women (eventually) have to go through!  

So, welcome to MEAN AND MENOPAUSAL!  Buckle up!