⚠️ WARNING: Mean and Menopausal – Proceed with Snacks and Caution

This isn’t just a sweatshirt. It’s a public service announcement for anyone brave enough to cross your path during perimenopause. One minute you’re cozy and calm; the next, you’re Googling “can I get arrested for glaring too hard?”

Slip into your Mean and Menopausal Sweatshirt and let the world know you’re warm, comfortable, and possibly seconds away from spontaneous combustion.

💅 Why You’ll Love (and Everyone Else Will Fear) This Sweatshirt:

• Bold “Warning: Mean and Menopausal” design — because subtlety left the chat around the same time your hormones did.

• Unisex heavy-blend fabric softer than your last nerve.

• Ethically made, because you may be raging, but you’ve still got principles.

• Available in colors to match your perimenopause personality:

  • Black: Rage Mode.

  • Light Pink: Don’t even test me.

  • Ash Gray: Neutral—but dangerous.

  • Irish Green: Lucky if you survive.

💥 Perfect For:

• Surviving perimenopause one mood swing at a time.

• Warning family before they speak.

• Rocking “comfy but capable of chaos” energy.

• Gifting your fellow Mean and Menopausal queens who understand that hot flashes are just your inner fire trying to escape.

🧺 Sweatshirt Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold — like your patience after 5 p.m.

• Tumble dry low — lower than your tolerance for mansplaining.

• Do not iron — you’re already hot enough.

🔥 Mean and Menopausal: where perimenopause meets power, sarcasm, and unapologetic style.
Put it on, pour the wine, and let the sweatshirt do the warning for you.