Why Perimenopause Is Making Me Crave Spicy Food (And Why Everything Else Tastes Bland)
If your food went bland overnight but your tolerance for bland people did not… welcome. Lately, I’ve noticed something strange. […]
Perimenopause Symptoms
Welcome to the glamorous world of Perimenopausal Symptoms — where every day is a new surprise your body forgot to warn you about. From night sweats and mood swings to brain fog and “why did I walk into this room again?” moments, we cover it all with brutal honesty and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Here at Mean and Menopausal, we don’t whisper about hormones — we laugh, vent, and overshare about them. Whether you’re melting at midnight, snapping at strangers, or trying to remember what sleep felt like, this is your place to feel seen, supported, and slightly less insane.
Alcohol Intolerance During Perimenopause
When One Margarita Hits Like Five I’m not a drinker.Never have been. But every once in a while, I love
Menopause Rage Is Real — Here’s Why
Menopause rage doesn’t knock politely. It shows up uninvited and fully convinced it belongs here. Most days start normally. Coffee
Perimenopause Sound Sensitivity: Why Chewing Drives You Wild
Perimenopause is wild — one day you love your husband, the next day the sound of his chewing makes you rethink your life choices. Here’s how one potato chip nearly ended my sanity.
Perimenopause Dry Eyes: How to Tell if It’s Hormones or Pink Eye
Why Perimenopause Turns Your Eyes Into a Desert (and Occasionally a Crime Scene) Perimenopause Dry Eyes — When Your Eyeballs
Psoriasis and Perimenopause: When Hormones Bring It Back
My Psoriasis Story Started Early I was six years old when psoriasis showed up and took over my body. And
Bioidentical HRT: Why Insurance Ignores Women
Bioidentical HRT: The Hormone Help Women Deserve (But Insurance Still Ignores) Let’s be honest — menopause is a wild ride.
Perimenopause Anxiety: Because My Hormones Clearly Hate Me
Perimenopause Anxiety: Something’s Really Wrong You know what’s fun about perimenopause anxiety? Waking up in the middle of the night
The Silent Danger of Suicidal Thoughts in Perimenopause
When Hormones Turn Dark: The Silent Danger of Suicidal Thoughts in Perimenopause Introduction: The Part No One Warned Us About
Menopause Surprise: Frozen Shoulder
Frozen Shoulder? I Thought That Was Just an Excuse Not to Work Out You know how menopause comes with the
Perimenopausal Glow-Up Story
Losing My Youth, Finding My Sass: A Perimenopausal Glow-Up Story Let’s be real — no one warned us that perimenopause
The Great Chin Hair Conspiracy: Perimenopause’s Cruelest Joke
Let’s just get this out there: perimenopause is rude. Like, uninvited-guest-eating-the-last-cookie kind of rude. But nothing—and I mean nothing—screams “your