Perimenopause: The Chaotic Prequel No One Warned You About
Congratulations! You’ve entered perimenopause Congratulations! You’ve entered perimenopause — that magical liminal phase where your hormones play hide-and-seek, your body […]
Weight Gain
One day your jeans fit, the next day they’re plotting against you. Welcome to Weight Gain, where perimenopause turns your metabolism into a slow, stubborn mess and your favorite snacks suddenly have commitment issues.
At Mean and Menopausal, we call out hormonal sabotage with humor and honesty. We talk about belly bloat, stubborn pounds, and the body changes no one warned us about — without shame, guilt, or diet-culture nonsense. We’re not “letting ourselves go” — we’re just surviving hormones with a snack in hand.